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Stupid.

While I agree that it's ugly, your insults were shallow and irrelevant. A car is a car, even if it looks like crap.

Oh yeah, and your animation skills need some work too. 2 scenes + low fps + bad concept = slightly better than the absolute worst flashes.

Yeah, fairly good, but the plot was terrible.

For a portal submission, it was good, but like I said, the plot was awful. The stick guy didn't do anything (it was a nice twist, but still pointless), most of the jokes didn't really work, too much time was spent on stuff that didn't need time spent, and there was just generally no character development or anything. Just a generic 'mission' plot.

On the other hand, it's refreshing to see a plot like that that doesn't try to justify itself by putting in a whole bunch of BS explanations. I guess it could be considered a parody. Sort of. Except that it doesn't really parody anything very well as far as I can tell. Except HL2, that bit at the end was pretty good.

That was really funny.

One of the best things with 'WTF' variety of humor I've seen. Awesome.

Yeah, um, still crap.

It wasn't terrible, but it wasn't funny at all. What's an 18 certificate? They can't buy a game because of the rating? What a moronic law. The humor was killed by sympathy towards the main character. The fart stuff wasn't funny either, as they were used offensively without provocation or retaliation or embarrasment. Nor was the prison part, and the fast food place part was just pointless.

flashTEK responds:

urm first of all thats just rude,
second the start was the build up 2 the story dickwipe, its what he was doing during the day and u obviously dont have a sense of humor so invest in one k? i guess youve only invested a penny coz ur so retarded go wash your mouth out with asscream then come back

Huh?

I didn't get it, but good job.

OMG...

That was the funniest thing I've seen in a long time. Awesome.

Well, it was decent...

But like Soapurb said, it was rather similar to Salad Fingers, at least in setting and a few other things, but at least the overall theme wasn't derivative.

Speaking of that, though, while it wasn't derivative, it seemed a bit shallow. A guy kills himself several times, a bug talks to him, a rock says something that I couldn't make out, the guy gets blood all over his face for no discernable reason, and his house gets bombed inexplicably.

Not all that uninteresting; there have certainly been worse plots, but still...

kornfreek6969 responds:

i agree in feel it is sort of similar ... but once again not deliberate ... also you missed alot in the movie ... he never died once ... it was a squirrel not a bug ... the rock said you must be a friend fo the squirrel ... if you would have read my comments he suffers from hallucinations and also that the planet was destroyed in a war ... sorry for the misunderstanding ... but thank you anyway

Um... hmm.

Personally, I didn't like it. The voices and dialogue really annoyed me, and the plot was boring. The animation was decent, though, so I'm not going to completely blam this.

Good job.

That was a good, solid, story driven flash.

Nice follow up to the last one.

I thought that Salad Fingers would be able to cope with his identity issues, given his revalation on the existance of the wants of others in the previous flash, but I guess that just messed things up more. I would assume that the finger puppets are avatars of the voices in his head, and if that is so, I can't figure out exactly why he would kill one of them, except that it was a direct result of an expression of desire, or a percieved one, at least.

In any case, I'd say that this stuff is among some of the better art that I've seen, through any medium. Make more.

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