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[The Master]

Good.

Except flies don't really bleed most of the time. I think it's only when they've eaten blood that they bleed.

Bearzark responds:

Thank you :) LOL..That is true, I just didnt think about it at the time.

[PineyAndSHakeAReSpics5]

Best glock animation I've ever seen.

By far. But it still wasn't very good.

More thought into my reviews?!! You'd think that we were supposed to write essays here. Fine- I thought that the plot was lacking, but I appriciated that the characters were moving all the time, and that there was sound. The part at the end made no sense, but oh well. The physics motion wasn't all that great either.

I'm still shocked to see a glock movie this good.

PineappleGlock responds:

Dont worry, I'll do a glock movie that takes me more then 10 minutes to do one day. <3

[Salad Weebl]

Decent.

But HAH! I registered your feeble attempts at subliminal messages perfectly. The first one was some sort of old person, and the second one was Bush in front of a nazi flag. Which I have no objection to whatsoever.

Angry-Tubby responds:

subliminal? where?

[LAH episode 7]

Yeah, um, still crap.

It wasn't terrible, but it wasn't funny at all. What's an 18 certificate? They can't buy a game because of the rating? What a moronic law. The humor was killed by sympathy towards the main character. The fart stuff wasn't funny either, as they were used offensively without provocation or retaliation or embarrasment. Nor was the prison part, and the fast food place part was just pointless.

flashTEK responds:

urm first of all thats just rude,
second the start was the build up 2 the story dickwipe, its what he was doing during the day and u obviously dont have a sense of humor so invest in one k? i guess youve only invested a penny coz ur so retarded go wash your mouth out with asscream then come back

[depression ep.1]

Well, it was decent...

But like Soapurb said, it was rather similar to Salad Fingers, at least in setting and a few other things, but at least the overall theme wasn't derivative.

Speaking of that, though, while it wasn't derivative, it seemed a bit shallow. A guy kills himself several times, a bug talks to him, a rock says something that I couldn't make out, the guy gets blood all over his face for no discernable reason, and his house gets bombed inexplicably.

Not all that uninteresting; there have certainly been worse plots, but still...

kornfreek6969 responds:

i agree in feel it is sort of similar ... but once again not deliberate ... also you missed alot in the movie ... he never died once ... it was a squirrel not a bug ... the rock said you must be a friend fo the squirrel ... if you would have read my comments he suffers from hallucinations and also that the planet was destroyed in a war ... sorry for the misunderstanding ... but thank you anyway

[WhoCaresClock 2]

hmm.

No display of flash skill. Yet moderately funny. Ish.

WhoCaresClock responds:

chicken of doom


lol

[Human Petting Zoo]

Good graphics etc., but the plot was dumb.

Yeah, I can see you put a lot of effort into this, but I found it to be incredibly stupid. The entire thing revolved around stereotypes and simplistic perceptions. Not at all funny or interesting.

Sunspot01 responds:

Very true, but that's what's so wrong with earth in the first place, that's why I lampooned it. Thanks for the review, even if you didn't like it much ;) I don't mind negative reviews as long as you explain yourself.