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awesome

don't listen to the haters, this is brilliant.

why

I don't get it whats the point

e-lusiv3yearold responds:

The point is on the end of the pencil.

Advice: Dispense with the plot.

This is freaking awesome. Uber fast mysterious creature type thing, unstoppable machine, explosions, people getting pwned, extreme skill, unstoppable forces colliding... it is the very formula for awesome.

But then I hear "who are you, what are you". This seems to imply that you plan to explain all that crap. Here's the thing- it doesn't matter all that much. Most of the time such exposition only gets in the way of the coolness. Certainly, reveal something, but don't do a long flashback with dialogue of whatever it is escaping from a government laboratory and vowing revenge on the people who made it a monster or something like that. The trick to good storytelling is to reveal everything through implication, and leave some things to the imagination.

Also, in conflicts of great skill, there should be clearly defined rules of the world that dictate the victor, rather than it being arbitrary and victory being a plot device. Combat is just about psychology as it is about skill and luck.

Anyways, congrats; first good thing I've seen on Newgrounds in a long time.

Freaking awesome.

Don't let the plot bitches get you down.

Oh hell yeah.

Clown uses hax.

There needs to be a sequel to that madness game. Gameplay-wise, it's on par with many commercial titles.

Brilliance.

That was awesome. You integrated the stuff you were trying to get across seamlessly with the thing. Good work. First time I can remember where satire was attempted and the character still truly seems like he believes in what he's talking about. Damn awesome job man.

That's insane

Wow, crazy. You know how to animate, I see.

The backstory was lame though. You should consider getting rid of it.

Ok... Some of it was good

...Personally, I don't think this will get through. People have a huge prejudice against stick movies that aren't super high-quality. I didn't like the plot myself- way too cliche, but as flash animations go, it was ok. Take out the grenade text part though, it's a unique aspect that makes you think, and explaining it is presumptuous and ruins the wtf moment.

Also, the ninja looks like a mummy.

Make the blood less shiny and with more frames, too. It looks somewhat crappy.

Take out the pauses too; they're only good to add suspense to a good plot, and (no offence) but that's not your movie's strong point right now.

have the guards move around more when they die, and make the timing more dramatic (less pause before they're killed, maybe even do all their deaths in 2 seconds).

If you edited it to cut out the unneccesary pauses in the action, it could be good. But I still wouldn't advise trying to get a stick movie through the portal.

good luck with future flash movies.

Nighthawkstudio responds:

Tnx, really good review, i will have your advices in mind

Incredible

the best animation I can remember ever seeing. Not even comparable to anything else- very unique.

It's not that simple.

No-one believes they can achieve happiness without some means to do so. The internet is the perfect place to hide from other people, and books help as well. Happiness can be obtained without other people through appriciation of art, nature, and many other things. The sadness which you describe only lasts until you develop a tolerance to being starved of conversation, and can stop judging yourself with others as a point of perspective all the time. It takes years, and it's all but impossible to eliminate all contact with the outside world, but it's something that's possible to get used to.

Fear of rejection and betrayal isn't the only reason someone might reject friendship. Constant conversation brings your mind to the outside, where it can be changed without your knowledge, and where you can't see your own thoughts in the same way, since everything is spoken before you really realize it. When you hide inside yourself, you get brilliant insights from the recursive thoughts that make up your self, and everything is seen differently. Your mind becomes far more tangible. You can be free of cultural identity, have time to develop your own beliefs, and develop your personal identity free of influence. The fewer groups that you can really consider yourself a part of, the more of an individual you are.

It's a different sort of existance, but not one that should be discarded with as little thought as that. Personally, it's not the way I want to live all my life, but this lifestyle has let me come close to understanding who I am, the nature of reality, and my own mind. It's given me an appriciation for the little interactions you have with people, because when you hardly get any, a few words can mean a lot.

Really though, don't judge. People should be able to live how they choose, and it's annoying when someone tells you that you're living the wrong way.

desc3 responds:

Yeah, I know, the same goes for me. I also spend a huge amount of time within myself just thinking. But for me, that just won't suffice. It did, about three years ago, but it almost killed me mentally at the end. So I guess there's nothing wrong with this message. I can only speak of my own experiences, of course, but hell, you don't have to take an advice, if you don't want to, geez...

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