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Haruhi FUCK XXX Haruhi FUCK XXX

Rated 5 / 5 stars

awesome

don't listen to the haters, this is brilliant.



Pooh - It Had to be Done Pooh - It Had to be Done

Rated 1.5 / 5 stars

why

I don't get it whats the point


e-lusiv3yearold responds:

The point is on the end of the pencil.


Mecha-Death: Pilot Mecha-Death: Pilot

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Advice: Dispense with the plot.

This is freaking awesome. Uber fast mysterious creature type thing, unstoppable machine, explosions, people getting pwned, extreme skill, unstoppable forces colliding... it is the very formula for awesome.

But then I hear "who are you, what are you". This seems to imply that you plan to explain all that crap. Here's the thing- it doesn't matter all that much. Most of the time such exposition only gets in the way of the coolness. Certainly, reveal something, but don't do a long flashback with dialogue of whatever it is escaping from a government laboratory and vowing revenge on the people who made it a monster or something like that. The trick to good storytelling is to reveal everything through implication, and leave some things to the imagination.

Also, in conflicts of great skill, there should be clearly defined rules of the world that dictate the victor, rather than it being arbitrary and victory being a plot device. Combat is just about psychology as it is about skill and luck.

Anyways, congrats; first good thing I've seen on Newgrounds in a long time.


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the classroom 3 the classroom 3

Rated 5 / 5 stars

It's a good game

I did make it all the way through high school by being smart. Although in many cases, you do have to go through a lot of useless crap that doesn't involve genuine learning to get a good grade. Tests are usually poorly written.



20,109,600,000 Pin-ups 20,109,600,000 Pin-ups

Rated 2.5 / 5 stars

best one I've seen

Yeah, I still don't see the point in dress up games. But this is better than most.



Defend Your Temple Defend Your Temple

Rated 4 / 5 stars

Nice

Although the ultimate weapon was a bit overpowered, considering the enemies you face at that point. Still really fun though.